I'm Alex. Colorado born and raised, current New Yorker Figuring out what life has planned out for me. This is my place to waste time. You'll see Adventure Time, MUSIC, pictures, stars, love, and other random stuff along with some posts about life and butts. kbye
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My brother: “Ray Allen is like, 94% lifetime from the free throw line.”

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I made a totally rhombus pizza.

I made a totally rhombus pizza.

littlesebastianfanblog asked
wait, what did you do that was "appropriating" Native American culture?

I think they were looking at my iPhone case and pocket which have a Native American pattern on them…

Anonymous asked
Do you enjoy appropriating native american culture?

I suppose you can say I enjoy the look of it :)

I also fell in love with these little guys at the Kid Robot store in Boulder. Commence the collecting! #dunny if anyone wants to get me a present, I’m collecting the post apocalypse and side show series :3

I also fell in love with these little guys at the Kid Robot store in Boulder. Commence the collecting! #dunny

if anyone wants to get me a present, I’m collecting the post apocalypse and side show series :3
Popped my crepe cherry with these beauties. It was so good I didn’t want to swallow

Popped my crepe cherry with these beauties. It was so good I didn’t want to swallow

Anonymous asked
You got da booty

I GOT DA CAKE

The Beard and the Belly: Atychiphobia

(from the Greek phóbos, meaning “fear” or “morbid fear” and atyches meaning “unfortunate”) is the abnormal, unwarranted, and persistent fear of failure.[As with many phobias, atychiphobia often leads to a constricted lifestyle, and is particularly devastating for its effects on a person’s…